I was at the store the other day, and I saw something I had been wanting for a long time, and I pulled out my debit card, and I bought it.
It cost me just over $1000.
It probably wasn’t my smartest idea.
I probably won’t do it again!!
But damn didn’t it feel good!!
I love having a job!
PS: I don’t recommend trying this at home.
That sounds like a major gulp! Followed by a satisfying sigh!!
Remember a sign of solvency is not always having to look at the price tag before buying something!!
At the store
It’s too big, it’s too big, it’s too big
In the bedroom
ooooooooh, It’s perfect!!!!
maaaaaaryyyy… You know you love it!!!
PS: I knew the size would be just perfect, trust me on these things! LMAO!